Februar 2011
I'm just being real.
Whether if school is canceled or not, I’m probably not going out to class anyway. I’m just not feeling it.
Januar 2011
Anonym fragte: Why do you call your blog masturbation and fried chicken?
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I'm always having a solo dance party.
Bruno Mars should be on Jersey Shore.
thisnigguhjordan:
He’ll catch the grenades for you..
ahahahahaha
I'm not feeling class today, but this class's...
I'm just pondering about my night lastnight.
I just love that too much alcohol and a party full of cool gay people and girls can lead to new friendships and rekindlings of old friends. There are some other crazy events that happened, but I won’t speak of them.
This weekend has been fantastic.
Well lastnight was fun.
IIIIIII SHOULD GO TO BED
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Anonym fragte: Do you even live in Alaska?
O plz don't complain about deep snow and coldness...
euphoricnightmare:
cutefuck:
We get mother fucking ice storms
not hail
ICE
everything
coated in inches of thick slippery ice
and then it snows like 4 feet on top of that
that was a crazy year
Maine is almost as bad, but not quite.
Try living in Alaska for 17 years.
It's only the third hour of my birthday and it has...
Look at this shit, I've never talked to him...
Him: hey
Me: hey
Him: how ru?
your cute
what race or origin are you?
im white obvi
Me: i'm half black and white
Him: i figured thats why you had that wonderful hair
hahah
Me: haha thanks
Him: np
i mean what do you think of me?
to be staightforward lol
Me: i like your hair and yellow glasses
in fact, that's about it
where did you get those glasses?
Him: secret
how many inches do you have in your pants
big boy
cute
but i do love me some black boy
your givning me a stiffy right now
Me: oh yeah?
Him: i mean maybe
Do i not please you?
asthetically?
downstairs
?
Me: i haven't seen you downstairs
so i can't really answer that question
Him: yours first
and then ill show you mine
Me: no thanks
are you drunk?
Him: no, i'm just not beating around the bushes
*conversation ended by me*
Weird things that I like to smell
I farting on a chair and then getting down to sniff it
Sometimes I’ll fart on my own hand to smell
I like to smell my own crotch
I like to smell my own armpits, especially after I put deodorant on
My towel after I dry off from the shower
However, I absolutely hate the smell of other people’s farts, I only like crotches and armpits that smell pleasing, and I have no reason to...
At least when I'm old and get alzheimers, life...
well...it's my birthday. all i want is a cuddle...